Hank's Story

Hank

Hank here. I’m a dog that knows how to type, and speak English. Do you like this photo? I picked it out myself. The photographer didn’t really know what he was doing, so I said, “I’m going to turn away from the camera and look back, and I’m going to have a face that says like, ‘I’ve been abandoned, only you can help me and love me.’” I didn’t say that in words, obviously, I can’t talk, only type, and I didn’t have my Chromebone handy (it’s just a regular Chromebook, I just like to call it that, it’s a little joke). Anyways it’s a good shot. That photographer isn’t great though, I left him a bad Yelp review. I leave a lot of Yelp reviews, actually. They’re really helpful to businesses, and to consumers. Some people think it’s weird, but you know what, how many times have you been helped by a good Yelp review? It’s just a simple way to help people out, you know. Anyway bark bark.