Michael's Story

Michael or “Mikey”

Michael or “Mikey” - either one is fine! I’m indecisive, so I’m leaving it up to you. Isn’t that nice? How now you have to decide, like, which one you think fits? Even though I’ve had this dog for like however long and apparently can’t decide? Now you have to? And you have to like, wonder if you chose right, like maybe I have a secret preference and think it’s somehow polite not to express it or I have a weird anxiety that somehow by not giving you the option I’m somehow forcing you, and I don’t want you to think that I care? But seriously whatever you want to call him!